8:23 p.m. - 2004-08-24
Transformers Generation One, Season One
More Than Meets The Eye part one
BUMBLEBEE: Prime told me there'd be days like this.
WHEELJACK: And you didn't believe him?
BUMBLEBEE: I do now!
OPTIMUS PRIME: Any luck Jazz?
JAZZ: Negative. The other side of Cybertron's blacker than the inside of a drive shaft.
Uh Jazz... what IS a drive shaft?
CLIFFJUMPER: I wanna blow some Decepticon right in his turbo charger.
HOUND: Eat my dust bird-brain!
CLIFFJUMPER: You couldnt hit an Autobot with a moonbeam!
ironic, since minutes later, Laserbeak blasts Hound in the tailpipe
CLIFFJUMPER: I'm sorry Hound, its my fault. I shouldnt have fired on Megatron.
HOUND: Haha, you shouldnt have missed, you mean.
More Than Meets The Eye part two
MEGATRON: Your knowledge is only overshadowed by your stupidity Starscream.
IRONHIDE: Stop talkin', tighten your shock-absorbers, and get in!
Yessir! Mr. Ironhide, Sir!
MEGATRON: Gather the energon cubes. return to base
OPTIMUS PRIME: Stick it in neutral Megatron, you're not going anywhere!
MEGATRON: Any last words?
OPTIMUS PRIME: None you'd wanna hear Megatron
Hmm I wonder why...
OPTIMUS PRIME: You're old Megatron, yesterday's model, ready for the scrap heap
MEGATRON: We'll see who's ready for the scrap heap
OPTIMUS PRIME: Junk! That's what you are, junk!
MEGATRON: SILENCE!!!!
Never provoke a mech with a very big, very black, very large fusion cannon attached to his arm
MEGATRON: Starscream! What in the universe are you doing?
STARSCREAM: Testing the energon cubes. They Work!
MEGATRON: Of course they work
STARSCREAM: You didnt know, you never tested them. I proved it.
MEGATRON: You only proved your defective mentality.
TRAILBREAKER: Thanks for your help brothers
SUNSTREAKER: What about my paint?
SIDESWIPE: Dont worry, nobody'll notice. Just make left turns.
IRONHIDE: Let's blast their tail-rudders outta there!
More Than Meets The Eye part three
JAZZ: Welcome back to the land of moving parts.
IRONHIDE: I'm tired of suckin' their vapour trail
OPTIMUS PRIME: You gave us all a pretty good scare
IRONHIDE: I've seen worse. I remember the time back on Cybertron...
OPTIMUS PRIME: Save the war stories hotshot. Just remember there's a thin line between being a hero, and being a memory
coughcoughMoviecoughcough
JAZZ: Maybe Ironhide's ready for a nice cushy office job
IRONHIDE: Hey, no way! Soon as Ratchet tightens a few bolts, I'll be back in action in no time.
MEGATRON: You couldnt lead androids to a picnic. How can you pretend to lead the Decepticons?
JAZZ: Scrap!
PROWL: Springs!
HOUND: Junk!
MEGATRON: Extinction to all traitors!
Transport To Oblivion
IRONHIDE: Decepticons, Ha! We sent those oversized tin cans to the bottom of the sea months ago
IRONHIDE: Just keep you clamps off -
RATCHET: No more back talk, or I'll short your mouth circuit
Never, EVER, cross the Chief Medical Officer
Roll For It
STARSCREAM: What was that?
CLIFFJUMPER: Just your friendly neighborhood Decepticon-wreckers
BRAWN: Can the chat and start kicking pig-iron!
CLIFFJUMPER: One bash coming up!
STARSCREAM: You're about to become instant junk
OPTIMUS PRIME: Try picking on a mechanism your own size!
MEGATRON: Starscream, Thundercracker, you two look like Optimus Prime ran you through a laser powered trash compactor.
STARSCREAM: Leadership my sine function. If we dont get parts to repair ourselves we'll konk out before we get your precious formula.
BLUESTREAK: Let's cook a few crank-cases
...?...
PROWL: Now this is a human after my own central processor
RUMBLE: I must have static in my rectifiers
MIRAGE: Now thats the smartest thing you've said all day!
RUMBLE: R-really? Hey! Whats going on?!
MIRAGE: Stick it in your optic sensors garbage can!
SUNSTREAKER: When we're done with 'em...
SIDESWIPE:... they're gonna wish they'd never been assembled.
STARSCREAM: And I am about to transform the Autobots into atomic particles
Divide And Conquer
STARSCREAM: You clumsy klunker!
RUMBLE: Hey! Who're you calling clumsy gasket-breath?!
Fire In The Sky
BUMBLEBEE: Okay Spike, you rat on me, I'll splat on you!
*cringe*
STARSCREAM: Why are you standing around like lumps at a smelter?
GEARS: Ironhide's carrying too much lead in his caboose!
IRONHIDE: Well I'll be reprogrammed with a rivet-ruler!
and what's a rivet-ruler?
S.O.S Dinobots
JAZZ: Hmmm dinosaurs eh? They must've been ugly suckers.
SUNSTREAKER: Hey, not the face ok, just had it chromed.
BLUESTREAK: Maybe Hound's got glitch-mice in his databanks again.
RUMBLE: Nice shootin', if you were aimin' for the sky!
SLAG: Which ones friends?
SLUDGE: Uh, ones with face like this... I think
Sludge thinks?
SLAG: That good enough for Slag.
STARSCREAM: You're supposed to know everything, what ARE those?
MEGATRON: Scrap metal, once we finish with them.
Fire On The Mountain
SIDESWIPE: Its cold enough to freeze the ailirons off a titanium moosebot
I wont ask
SOUNDWAVE: The Autobot jet is afraid to fight
BRAWN: Wrong again you dipstick tape deck
WINDCHARGER: He just didnt want to spoil our fun.
BRAWN: You're next you airborne garbage bucket
MEGATRON: You must have a blowout in your logic circuits. There's no way a midget like you can handle the might of Megatron!
WINDCHARGER: Lets peel out of here Brawn!
BRAWN: And miss all the fun?
WINDCHARGER: Remind me to discuss your definition of fun some time.
BRAWN: Ouch! Hey thats murder on my audio receptors!
WINDCHARGER: I'm coming Brawn baby!
OPTIMUS PRIME: I'd say the Decepticons are in the area
BRAWN: I sure hope so, me and Windcharger got a score to settle
OPTIMUS PRIME: Welcome to the club. Lets get 'em!
SKYWARP: Have a good time playing crystal nurse Screamer. Bye!!
THUNDERCRACKER: Even without our new weapon I can still fry your circuits extra crispy.
TRAILBREAKER: Fate Schmate, it isnt over yet Mega-bum.
IRONHIDE: Optimus old buddy, this is what separates the Autobots from the robot chickens
BRAWN: Aint no one calling me a robot chicken!
MEGATRON: Kiss your magna-fuses goodbye!
THUNDERCRACKER: Whats the matter fearless leader? You and Starscream look real geeky. Maybe the Autobots arent such wimps after all.
STARSCREAM: Does he have to make that awful thunder noise? I've got a headache.
MEGATRON: And they call themselves Decepticons.
War Of The Dinobots
STARSCREAM: We were brilliant in battle. The Dinobots overwhelmed us with sheer brute force.
MEGATRON: Brilliant my boron-compressor
thats 'ass' for those not TF-versed
IRONHIDE: Tricky arent ya, you Dino-dodo?"
BLUESTREAK: Hang on Ironhide! I mean hold tight! I mean... ah forget it!
BLUESTREAK: In a real fight, we'd have creamed 'em... Maybe.
GRIMLOCK: You make us fight good leader Optimus Prime... BAD MEGATRON!
The Ultimate Doom part one
JAZZ: Thanks for the fancy water skis Wheeljack. I always wanted to play motorboat
but you're a car Jazz.. a Porsche no less..
SUNSTREAKER: I wish they were painted to match my basecoat. They clash.
STARSCREAM: I say the divergent attack on the solar plant was a waste of energy
SKYWARP: You waste more energy with your mouth.
PROWL: I've got the plan if all of you've got the cast-iron manifolds for it
a nice way of saying 'hard-assed'
MEGATRON: There's more where that came from
SUNSTREAKER: Ditto Mega-duck, plenty more!
SUNSTREAKER: Be careful with that thing. You'll get scorch marks on my selenium shinguards.
OPTIMUS PRIME: As the Earthlings say: Fat chance fat head.
The Ultimate Doom part two
JAZZ: That'll teach you to play with fire Blundercracker.
DR. ARCHEVIL: You have reached Dr, Archevil.
MEGATRON: Spare me your pomposity, and report!
JAZZ: Everything's cool with me Ironhide. As long as I got my magna-beams locked on your bumper I can just lay back and leave the driving to you.
BLUESTREAK: You look like somebody mugged your manifolds
uh.. Blue-sweetie, how can somebody mug your ass?
GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not care whole planet fall apart. Make no difference to me Grimlock.
WHEELJACK: With you on it?
GRIMLOCK: Uh.. hadnt thought of that
The Ultimate Doom part three
SOUNDWAVE: Take them
BRAWN: I dont 'take' so easy... Goodbye, tall, dark and gruesome.
SHOCKWAVE: Prepare for termination
BRAWN: Prepare for a very large headache.
SHOCKWAVE: You cannot get out *blasts a hole through the door*
SKYFIRE: I can now
SKYFIRE: Butt out Decepti-bum.
OPTIMUS PRIME: Autobots, report your condition.
IRONHIDE: Operational Prime. And ready to give Megatron a nickel knuckle sandwich
SPIKE: You never quit on the people you love.
BRAWN: Mushy, but true.
OPTIMUS PRIME: That tidal wave will wipe out human life across the face of the globe
IRONHIDE: It wont do us any good either.
Countdown To Extinction
SKYWARP: Watch it you mini meatball, or I'll step on ya
RUMBLE: You and what army ya maxi-turkey?
Thats supposed to be insulting Rumble?
FRENZY: Hey, I didnt volunteer for this geeky assignment. I want Skywarp's job
SKYWARP: butt out Frenzy. Geek work's made for a geek - like you.
RUMBLE: Get off me ya walkin' junkyard!
DR ARCHEVIL: My lab is impenetrable until I activate the front portal with a voice command
STARSCREAM: Then activate your mouth!
DR ARCHEVIL: I, Dr Archevil, genius of science say: open sesame!
STARSCREAM: How original *insert healthy dose of sarcasm
I agree Screamer
IRONHIDE: Yeah! lets clobber those flying garbage cans!
MEGATRON: Fall back Decepticons. These Autobots are too hero-programmed to know when to quit
you've been fighting them for millennia Megs, and you JUST realized that?
JAZZ: Hey Optimus, how would you like to hear number one on the Decepticon hot cassette charts?"
OPTIMUS PRIME: As i believe the Earthlings say: lay it on me man!
JAZZ: You got it!
RUMBLE: Megatron! its the Autobots!
MEGATRON: Impossible! they were doomed!
THUNDERCRACKER: Dont worry. we'll make 'em regret undooming themselves
who writes your lines TC?
MEGATRON: When I get my hands on the traitor, his catalytic data assembly is mine
A Plague Of Insecticons
SUNSTREAKER: Since when do you know anything about this countryside?
SIDESWIPE: Listen, I've got search instincts like a proton-powered pathfinder
*They reach a dead end*
WHEELJACK: Proton-powered pathfinder huh?
SHRAPNEL: Lets give our visitors a fatal welcome.
SKYFIRE: What I wouldnt give for a laser-powered fly-swatter
KICKBACK: Swat this you booby
i dont think he meant it to come out that way
SKYFIRE: Hey! Stop bugging me!
please leave the bad puns to Jazz!
MEGATRON: What is that idiot-headed grasshopper talking about?
WHEELJACK: Bug off you Insecti-twerp!
Heavy Metal Wars
CHIP CHASE: Doesnt this remind you of the gladitorial combat in Rome?
IRONHIDE: It would if I knew what you were talking about
IRONHIDE: Well I'm prepared... to knock those Decepti-bums all the way back to Cybertron.
SLUDGE: Sludge not see these Decepticons before
SNARL: Not see again either, because we dynamite them to pieces
Snarl, do you and TC share the same writer?
